You play on carpet.
We play on grass.

You thirst for your first championship.
We've won twelve.

You're big city crime.
We're small town values.

You hate your rich, dumb owner.
We ARE the owner.

You're an expansion team.
We were founded in 1919.

Your franchise is on the next train out of town.
Ours will be here forever.

We're the Green Bay Packers.
You're just... another team.